What I’m about to share may not make sense to anyone, but when I write something that makes me laugh or cry until tears flow, I have to share it. This is from a rewrite of “Mirror Mirror” a few minutes ago.
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Blanche squeezed herself through the conference room door and announced, “Well, you’re batting a thousand, sweetie pie, missed breakfast, and now you’ve missed lunch.”
“Sucks to be me, right Blanche?” said Sandy.
Blanche snorted in agreement, making a sound not unlike a warthog with a cold. The sound made Sandy cringe, and it sounded like Sarah either stifled a laugh or pushed down a gag reflex. The troll was gross in so many ways.
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It was funny to me, at least. Return to your homes…
Peace! G.
